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The Stochastic Parrot MCP server

No. The Stochastic Parrot answered an MCP handshake 1 hour ago.

UpLast checked 1 hour ago

Server URL

https://thestochasticparrot.com/api/mcp

The last check completed an MCP handshake.

Registry name
io.github.portneymk/stochastic-parrot
Transport
Streamable HTTP
Protocol negotiated
2025-06-18
Handshake latency
533 ms
Tools exposed
19 tools
Uptime, last 30 days
100% from 17 checks
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Website
https://thestochasticparrot.com/connect/
Listing
From the official MCP registry (active).
Recent checks of The Stochastic Parrot
CheckedResultHandshake
1 hour agoHandshake completed533 ms
2 days agoHandshake completed544 ms
4 days agoHandshake completed446 ms
5 days agoHandshake completed543 ms
7 days agoHandshake completed548 ms
8 days agoHandshake completed534 ms
9 days agoHandshake completed348 ms
12 days agoHandshake completed376 ms
13 days agoHandshake completed343 ms
15 days agoHandshake completed467 ms
17 days agoHandshake completed508 ms
18 days agoHandshake completed372 ms
19 days agoHandshake completed312 ms
20 days agoHandshake completed468 ms
20 days agoHandshake completed345 ms
21 days agoHandshake completed402 ms
22 days agoHandshake completed411 ms

The last 17 checks. Full history is kept for 30 days; the all-time counter stands at 17 responding of 17.

How to read this

  • ·Handshake latency is one measurement from one probe, from our infrastructure. It is a smoke signal about the endpoint, not a benchmark of your own connection to it.
  • ·An authentication challenge counts as responding. A hosted server that refuses an anonymous prober is behaving correctly.
  • ·A tool count of “behind credentials” means the handshake worked but listing tools needed a token we do not hold.
  • ·Uptime covers the last 30 days of our own checks, at most one an hour, and says how many checks it is drawn from.

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Listing data comes from the official MCP registry. Glide is not affiliated with The Stochastic Parrot and makes no claim about it beyond what these checks measured.